Latest Jokes
Quote of The Day
“Create the highest, grandest vision possible for your life, because you become what you believe”
Joke of The Day
“A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Quote of The Day
“When you can’t find the sunshine, be the sunshine”
Joke of The Day
“Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse.”
Quote of The Day
“Don’t forget you’re human. It’s okay to have a meltdown. Just don’t unpack and live there. Cry it out. Then refocus on where you’re headed”
Joke of The Day
“After a crime, a detective noted that he thought it was foul play. The other detective said, “You mean, he was playing with birds?”
Quote of The Day
“A great attitude becomes a grea tday which becomes a great month which becomes a great year which becomes a great life”
Joke of The Day
“What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.”
Quote of The Day
“So, what if, instead of thinking about solving your whole life, you just think about adding additional good things. One at a time. Just let your pile of good things grow”
Joke of The Day
“There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?” The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
